I sit in front of a computer at work 84 hours a pay period (12 hour shifts on a rotating schedule) and spend most of my free time gaming at home. I've been doing that for 3.5 years now and had a 40 hour a week job in front of a computer for two years before that. Earlier this year I did have some problems with eye…

You're right, I didn't. I had to facepalm upon realizing my error. Gender just isn't something I'd considered regarding menstruation. Thanks for the correction.

You should. I'd like to see what happens to the cosmetics market and what would replace it if it really caught on.

Ah, I get you... I think. It's not anything that I'd ever want to deal with and I'm thankful that I do not (the biological stuff). I do wish we were in a society that didn't place such importance on "beauty" beyond good hygiene though.

Nope. I convinced one of my guy friends to start having his eyebrows waxed because he was complaining that they looked like caterpillars. He still does it regularly. Eyebrow trimming is probably the only self-conscious activity I let myself get away with.

Funny enough, I can only think of one (full) Dairy Queen in the Madison area now. The others are not full menu locations.

My girlfriend often asks me "Aren't you glad you're not a woman?" I always reply with "Yes, very much so. " The biological BS you all get to suffer is one thing, but the whole having to wear makeup to not have comments made about you from coworkers (on the occasions she doesn't wear makeup everyone asks her if she's…

Regardless, if I have to vote Clinton to prevent either Scott Walker or Jeb Bush from becoming president, I will swallow my pride and vote for her. Walker has soooooo fucked women in WI since he's been in office.

If I remember correctly, guinea pigs have a propensity for diabetes and related problems. When I had one as a child, I was very careful with diet. She loved carrots, but she only got slivers at a time because even a whole stick could make her ill. Watermelon-eating guinea pigs might be cute, but I doubt it's at all…

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as well as Hound actor Rory McCann's incredible final scene

I vote friction. As someone who has shaved his genitals smooth on a couple of occasions and engaged in more than 5 minutes of sex at a time, hair makes a huge difference when it comes to chafing, even with proper and additional lubrication. It's the reason I stopped shaving it. I suppose 90 minutes of sex isn't…

How do they know we didn't give it to them?

There's a reason you can't see the electrode in this picture.

And they've recalled the electronic steering in all G6 model years except for mine (2007). Fanfuckingtabulous. Already replaced my steering column and that's not it and GM plays dumb on the phone. I also love the mechanic that replaced the column even though he couldn't see anything wrong with it mechanically...

My girlfriend would tell you the best thing about separate bedrooms is that I don't wake her with my snoring and touching. I would tell you that it's because I have my own personal space decorated the way I like it with my PC and instruments, etc. Also, unless the two of you have the exact same work and sleep…

Well then, jump him before dinner. Work up an appetite.

OMG! It's so lovely! My better half and I have separate bedrooms. We cannot functionally sleep in the same room. I snore, and I need the room to be about 10 degrees cooler than her.

Right? And if you wouldn't put your kid on a motorcycle, don't put them on a f-ing ATV.

Not sure. I was too disappointed to ask, and it was like 15 years ago.