Maybe it is now, but it wasn't near much 15 years ago.

First, I almost lost my seat an hour into my trip. Didn't know it was first come, first served after you have your ticket, and I got off the bus (30 minute stop) to grab lunch. When I got back on, I was next to a fat person whose girth invaded my seat for about 2 hours. After that, I got the alcoholic that was…

Fuck. No.

Lemon juice is a diuretic. Cayenne increases metabolism, nominally. As a guy, I've used lemon water when I'm retaining water (as has begun to happen after eating really salty things, like fried rice). I really dries you out, and in an afternoon, swollen fingers and toes will get noticeable smaller. It's terrible…

Oh, really, Dr. Energydrinks? You can tell how much muscle they have on them just from that picture? Can I send you a picture and you tell me I'm within the healthy BMI range? I look like I am in pictures but I assure you I am not within a health BMI range.

What about fat men?

I wish I could star this more than once.

Maybe it's because the only places I'm exposed to Miley Cyrus are on Jezebel and Gawker, but I see a very different picture of her than you're describing as "girls can do what they want! lets party!"

but he came by his punk attitude and image honestly, by actually forming and playing in a punk band.

Thanks for clearing that up, but upon reflecting I don't actually give a fuck what you think the proper motivations for a punk attitude are.

You are suffering from one misconception and one delusion.

Besides which, punk isn't music, punk is attitude. She is actually epitomizing the punk attitude at this point in her career. Billy Idol didn't make punk music, but he was all punk attitude. I also hate to give the spawn of Billy Ray Cyrus any credit, but she does have talent, moreso than most of the female pop…

You know what the worst thing about sports is? Fucking drunk sports fanatics. This is how I can hate the college town I live in at the same time I love it.

Honest question. When a person "makes a scene" about not liking sports, are they doing it for the attention, or are they doing it because for the past 5 minutes, other participants in general conversation have not noticed the subtle social cues that should tell them the person they are talking to about sports has no…

I can't say why, but your comment took my mind straight to Lauren.

Here's a thought experiment.

I find it hard to use the elliptical and lift weights with a hoagie in my hand, so I wait until I'm done at the gym.

No worries, but now I regret not crafting a tale of Family Guy proportions about how I was swallowed by Kevin Smith and eventually escaped. (I love Kevin Smith, I'm not making fun.)

KS = Kansas. I was having fun with abbreviations.

I still have not tried Limburger or Swiss from Monroe. But Cesar's Cheese in Columbus makes the best string cheese in the world.