You don't think the engineers or Vanderbilt already hold these patents?

I have been using a safety razor for close to 3 years now and can say that what it takes most is patience. I've only nicked myself twice that drew blood that was a pain to deal with, and it was because I was being careless. The longer you work the shave soap into your face before you start shaving, the less…

I have been using a safety razor for close to 3 years now and can say that what it takes most is patience. I've…

Just stop shaving. Your beard is obviously longing to be grown, shaped, admired and fondled. The more you deny it, the angrier it gets.

Just stop shaving. Your beard is obviously longing to be grown, shaped, admired and fondled. The more you deny it,…

I keep a shaped beard, so I'm still shaving every other day. No neck-beards allowed in my house.

I keep a shaped beard, so I'm still shaving every other day. No neck-beards allowed in my house.

You're not wrong, but that's not very helpful to anyone reading this.

My brother admitted to me yesterday that it's become his goal to track this man down and shave his head...

Don't forget Chad Kroeger. We should totally see what happens when we drop a red-hot nickel ball into him.

I use this passage when my parents talk about voting for "Christian" politicians like Michelle Bachmann or Rick Santorum.

So what you're saying is that you are a functioning sociopath.

So then what is my problem with being a 22 year old guy that believes all of this stuff?

The car you're referencing is a 1987 Ferrari 412, not a 1960s Mercedes.

When I was 20, I probably would have agreed with you. It was my attitude that changed and along with it, the results did too. I don't think I am in the minority here, but I think that the vocal minority are the guys bitching and moaning about how hard it is to get laid. When things are going great, who's going to…

Wait. It just occurred to me. How is Skeletor so muscular?

Outies are technically hernias.

Amateur. "Women make it hard to sleep with them," is code for "I have nothing to offer women so I blame them for my shortcomings." I'm sorry this is a problem for you. This hasn't been a problem for me since I've been an adult. "More for the rest of us," is never said by anyone who has a chance in the first place.…

You're speaking for yourself. I'm a guy, and I don't go to a bar looking for a warm hole. I'm also not easy enough (or dumb enough) to go sleep with a woman I've just met.

If a guys hitting on me at the bar, I tell him I'm flattered but that I am not gay. And socializing is how you are supposed to meet new people, whether it's at the bar, at a church function, or chatting up someone at the laundromat or on a bus. I met my ex-fiancee at a work function and through a mutual friend we…

Yeah, manipulation is usually pretty effective. That is how PUAs operate. Manipulation is how you get around straightforward consent, and that is the problem.

Instagram should do what Camera+ does. The basic program is free, and premium filters cost extra. I think I've given Camera+ maybe $4 for two sets of filters and it's probably the app I use most on my phone.

If that's the case, we must destroy the Mother Brain!