As long as parents are actively trying, I give ill-behaved children a pass. Children are prone to unpredictable behavior and so not everything can be planned for in advance. We took our children to lots of restaurants when they were small, and only rarely did they not follow the rules. (They saved that behavior for…

I think most people are actually not hard on parents, that’s why there is a sign and a blog post and not an angry restaurant manager confronting bad parents. But bad parents are everywhere, and there’s more and more toddlers in bars and breweries now and parents think it’s okay for them to just...run up to you and…

I feel like the coma at least is something that really should be resolved. Yeah, then I’d be fine with an end and wrap-up of main reality. Then give me all the crazy else-worlds stuff there is.

This quote should put some of these commenters at ease. “There’s a lot of options for “Archer” moving forward. Reed even said they “could do all the Bible stories. […] Like Archer as King Herod — that’s a great story that needs to be told.” But he promises fans won’t be left high-and-dry about the character’s “real”…

Dreamland, which I liked but was oddly uneven and melancholy.

Pam’s a sight gag as usual too, with her body builder physique.

Agreed. I don’t think I’ll ever not like Archer, but I do kinda miss the real-world plot. One of the great things about Heart of Archness (“We hold erection for king!”) was that it was something completely new & different while still being part of the real-world spy stuff. That said, getting rid of the baby gets rid…

Ray, here playing a very Casablanca chief of police

She sported a goddamn Browning Automatic Rifle for “just in case” on the island! That is some major personal artillery. Must be big lizards there.

I would much prefer if next season they opt to have the coma continue on to Archer dreaming about being a Cold War spy.

What I want out of Archer: Laffs

I’m halfway hoping it loops around and becomes season 3 of Frisky Dingo

“It’s the ground that kills yah!”

If you can find an archive of Regretsy - April Winchell’s utterly delightful snark-filled blog of the strange and terrible land of Etsy - you’re in for a treat. Especially if you like cat hairball necklaces.

Why do I get the feeling the author’s one of nutters on etsy who frame used tampons and sell them as objets d’art?

“Bad Tattoo” was the title of my failed treatment for a Fantasy Island reboot.

I look at these casting tidbits a lot like the opening scene of Ant-Man, in that Marvel has a solid grasp on how to tie their characters in to the history of its shared universe.

Hey, hey, we all love H. Jon Benjamin, but I must insist that our greatest living voice actor is in fact Frank Welker. Let’s see Jon Benjamin try to imitate every animal in the world!

Great, now he’s handling orphans? Why is everyone I grew up liking becoming a piece of shit?

The week you spent with Yoda didn’t turn out like you planned