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Spinning Tales out of School
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As one does

Well said.

I’m genuinely shocked that nobody seems to have started pejoratively calling this “Newtella” or, alternatively, “Pootella”

“half-assing it...”

Price is alleged to have told [Isa] Hackett, “You will love my dick” and loudly said “anal sex!” in her ear.

This is still the Riddler story I want to see made:

As it turns out, they have developed the vestigial human hivemind potential, and are making queens with what they are calling “royal jelly”. Don’t ask.

He also wrote a sequel to “The Three Musketeers” called “Ten Years After.”
Ten Years After played at Woodstock. You know what else has a wood stock?
A musket.
Connect the dots, people. The man was truly The Count of Monte Criswell.