Ladies guard your loins, Biebster is coming for you, on the thought.......ewwwwwwww grosss
talesfromthevalley
talesfromthevalley
Guys. For $2 I will kill you off on my Tumblr devoted to Jezebel commenter fanfic. Be the first one to die in the next edition of my hit series "Lesbian Shitasses 3: Problematic Lentils and Diva Cups."
Ugh who else really really really wants to go to Alan Cumming's soup and booze party now?
IT WAS ME
I am actively rooting for him to die ASAP. Can't really say that for any of the other characters.
She's perfect from head to toe. WOW!
I'd wipe down Oberyn's spear all night long.
I posted this in response to someone else a minute ago but what the hell, still relevant. A girlfriend and I got a hotel room and some E a while back to see what it would be like having sex rolling, and we mostly just ended up showering together for an insanely long time. I'm not sure we even remembered to have sex,…
See, I think this article kind of touches on what bothers me about this "trend", but from a slightly different angle. It is sort of like these people have the luxury of getting rid of their stuff because deep down they know that if they ever truly need a thing they got rid of, they can jut buy it again. Or they can…
BAR RESCUE IS A NATIONAL TREASURE
One of my favorite "Reality Shows."
Why wouldn't Hilary do interviews on Fox? It's not like they are going to out-smart her or something. If anyone is able to rip Fox a new one, it's her.
fucking seriously. jezebel needs to send erin on a week-long paid vacation touring the distillery of her choice, for sitting through all that shit.
JFC.
Yeah - my fiance didn't "not all men" me but he kind of started in that direction about how this is a "vocal minority" or something and I think the look I shot him shut him up real quick. Minority doesn't fucking matter - someone is out there threatening me* all the time. All the time.
Dear #NotAllMen,