Feeling very grateful to The Slot for such an insightful critique because I just read a similar story over on the Gawker main page and was so stupid and childishly snarky that I nearly stroked out.

*ahem*

1. Him making the cat dance on me isn't a euphemism. It's just a stupid couple thing we do in private bc we're cat people.

I would like to take this moment to say: what this delivery driver did was unprofessional and uncool and so shitty.

"I've heard of many tragic cases of walking, talking, normal children who wound up with profound mental disorders after vaccines."

Apparently Santa is the weirdest fucking voyeur.

Not me, as I made clear in my article on Christmas, I'm a heathen Jew who wants nothing to do with your happy fun times.

Teh intartubes provides:

Pssst. Dr. Hawking

If six of y'all went out, then four of you were really cheap.

Good point, Jim! Let's explore what I did in the blog post you mentioned versus what Robby's doing, shall we?

Can we get Terry to do a Jez Q&A??? Is someone working on that? Please someone be working on that.

Dear god, Anna.

"something about this story doesn't feel right."

Jim Cooke is a goddam genius.

Mark, I needed this today, I really did.

I feel like a start would be not dressing up in Hasidic drag.

TMZ reports the divorce is "harmonious," unlike Thicke's music

I'll never understand how he ended up with the twice-annual movie adaptations and she got some sub-par lifetime movies. Her catalogue is huge and hits like every genre! I've already cast The Villa in my mind, people!!!!

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