Are you this annoying eveywhere? Or just here?

Yawn. 

Plot twist, she IS Tony Mendez.

$0 because you’re not going to win.

Or you could cut the old folks some slack. Don’t make the mistake of judging them based upon your generation’s mores. Take it as a compliment that they actually give a shit about you as a person.

The two-handed shoulder level wave is an invalid fair catch signal. It is illegal and was either missed or ignored. (Lots of things get ignored by officials with justification. There is no justification here.)

This doesn’t seem like it should be legal. The purpose of a fair catch is to spare a defenseless kick returner, if kicking teams have to worry about whether they missed the signal or if it’s a fake some poor guy is gonna get drilled. 

So he would have been better off keeping the $2 billion and doing nothing with it?  I mean there are plenty of appropriate grievances to be aired towards Bezos.  Be better Hamno.  This is fucking weaksauce.  

There is a ton of sexism in tennis. But John McEnroe has always been known as the angry one who has meltdowns. It’s not like anyone ever just said he was passionate. He was called the bad boy of tennis. It’s literally what he’s famous for.

Hey, let’s play everybody’s favorite comment game: Humorous or Troublesome? Subtext: wat?

Fact #1: Assault Rifle - You’re abusing this word and it’s irresponsible journalism. Did the rifle have 3 round burst capability or full auto? No? Then it’s a SPORTING RIFLE. It is designed for civilian use, not military. It might LOOK miliscary, but it’s not. He didn’t raid a military truck and steal an M-16. And,…

Never let logic get in the way of a good talking point.  Typical of latter-day writing at the AV Club, unfortunately.

So if Americans want fuel efficient cars so badly, why are they all buying CUVs/SUVs that aren’t the most fuel efficient vehicle available to them?

Imagine how much more mental health you’d have if you could finally wean yourself off the habit of clicking on, reading, and commenting on football posts just so you can let other people know how much you don’t care about football.

I KNOW!

She’s an asshole.

Its a one year deal for probably not much money, late in the off-season. He’s better than any running back on the roster not name Tompson, who can’t handle the work load of an every down back. I know the cool thing around deadspin is to shit the Redskins but this is a good signings, desperate but good 

Between Mary Jo’s fastball and the Pennsylvania grand jury report, that’s going to be a lot of retired priests.  

I disagree. Cooking is an art. You can’t stand in front of the Mona Lisa, spit on it, and say that makes it prettier.

Oh, for dog’s sake. If somebody enjoys a well-done steak, just let them enjoy their well done steak. How exactly are they harming you? I swear, steak fanatics are worse than vegans when it comes to food snobbery.