I see the Jalopnik is strong in this one.

He couldn’t be any more Jalopnik without driving a ‘80's brown station wagon listening to Swedish death metal.

I herewith nominate him for the Hall of Fame.

All hail the physical button. Nothing is as safe. It’s always where you left it. There is physical feedback when you use it. No need to ever take your eyes off the road. 

Oh I’m sure there’s 0% chance it lives up to what my mind tells me it was like in grade school. 

I want one but I am an adult. Am I an adult?

This is kind of why I feel like a plug-in hybrid (with decent electric range) is the best current day option for a lot of people. They can operate on full electric for daily commuting, but when they do need to drive 400+ miles for whatever reason they can still just hop in and go. 

I’m just waiting. Not paying inflated prices. I have literally hundreds of games I can play in the interim.

yes, because building EV infrastructure without vehicles to use it is a totally viable business right! It is almost like you need both.

You barely even mentioned: 90 degree V twin to 11 degree V twin.

You’re not alone, brethren.  There are more of us out here.

I’d like Mercedes to step slightly away from the “luxury” side of things and right into “high quality” what I perceive they used to be.

Is “whose cap?” a Mario catchphrase that snuck by me? I guess Cappy may have said it at the beginning of Odyssey, but this isn’t something I’d ever associate with Mario. Seems weird that they’d plaster it all over merchandise instead of “it’sa me” or something.

Part of me thinks that for a lot of EV buyers, Tesla is like Apple - the only option they’d consider.

I really love Grom, it’s really a lot of fun....except that I was scared shitless on the road. The problem is the cars. The most cagers barely see motorcycles already, but those new cars with high beltlines, and worse yet, the massive SUVs and pickup trucks, riding Grom is borderline becoming invisible.  On top of the…

Just for fun, here are the Sega consoles as well:

Yeah, uhm, how about, NO.

LOL you think they’re actually knowledgeable? Most of them know less than you do!

It’s kind of remarkable how the first 8 months of 2020 were 30 years long, but here we are.

And if the cycle continues, station wagons will follow the vans.

One of the best ways to prevent deaths from accidents is to prevent the accident in the first place. This is solved with education. Make it MUCH more difficult to obtain a driver license, or make it a tiered system (as to not negatively affect the lower income brackets) where a beginner permit allows you to use…

Cheap new cars can be better than expensive used cars for SOME people.