@FauxReal: But if no one laughs, is it really a joke?

@talkingstove: i might be walking into a trap on this one, but... does it go "ping"?

@NorwoodIsMyHero: I don't really remember it saying anywhere in the good book that "life is created from the following 6 elements: carbon, hydrogen, nitrogen, oxygen, phosphorus and sulfur... so sayeth the Lord."

@Numanoid: why else would he have warned not to upgrade??

@F3ARL3SS: I think if you sneeze wrong near your PS3, Sony voids your warranty.

@Numanoid: pretty sure that was the point of his comment...

@wagnerrp: grow new ones...

@i ♥ Tofu: Think tank tracks... I asked the same thing and that was the first thing that popped in my head.

@LegacyCrono: indeed.

@blyan-reloaded: not at all... less would be hurt 'fo reals'... :(

@LegacyCrono: I've always laughed at this awesomeness... but why, oh why do the nukes look like sick Japanese fanboy dildos?!

@CorporateRobot: Not right sir

@Tyrunn: agreed! +10 for you today

@Stem_Sell: clearly you've been to my families house...

@commander_k: I was almost certain parts were CG... Thanks for clarifying. I shall find said "How they did it..."

@Axilon: because everyone leaves there screwdrivers laying around the bathroom.... :)

@XKobbra: I thought this was the story of Polaroid, not Kodak...

@Mars: I still think the Death Star mixed with the AT&T logo is fitting.

@rjp is protected: I know of a butcher in Los Angeles that might specialize in what you ask for...

@dhawk00002: I feel 10 times the nerd for having the exact same thought as well as chuckling upon reading yours... +10 (gold pressed latinum) for you