Couldn’t she just be referring to traditional soul food, and just be a crass ignorant asshat rather than a racist asshat?

You obnoxious sacks of shit are just never going to stop whining about Bernie Sanders, huh?

You know, I’m sick of this crap, too. More people voted for Hillary Clinton in Alabama in the general election than actually reside in the entire state of Vermont, but the minority might as well not exist north of the Mason Dixon line. But no, Alabama’s full of mouth breathing racists. You were willing to hold us all…

Stop it. Stop right now. If I hear the “more people voted for Clinton” bullshit one more time, I’m going to gnaw off my arm. The only goddamn true thing Donald Trump said all year was that, if the popular vote had been the metric by which the presidency were decided, it would have been a very different campaign. Now,…

The DNC nominated the person who got the most votes. By a lot.

Mark Sanchez has studied this photo for several hours. And that was before he knew there was a question about missing legs.

I think a lot of people have forgotten that part of protesting is facing the consequences of protesting.

Am I the only one who thinks this is vaguely reasonable? Like, they’re job is to do the shows, and if they don’t want to do this particular show... that’s a fine choice to make but it’s incompatible with the job for apparent reasons. What am I missing?

Well, if it were a popular vote contest, Hillary’s wacky gang of morons would probably have managed to lose that, too.

And yet Trump will be our next president. It’s almost like the US presidential elections aren’t as simple as the time you won the hall monitor position in fifth grade.

Lived the luxury life? What does that even mean?

Double negatives aren’t not confusing.

“A man” is setting yours sights pretty high, Emma. Have you considered a “journeyman?”

Pretty sure she most resembles the Durham Bull.

Lena Dunham? Leon Durham? Larry Doby?

So are internet comments questioning the physical status of professional athletes.

Everyone has a right to an opinion, but this does not change your employment status for those who are full time.

Correct me if I’m wrong, but it looks like they’re playing tonight’s game on what is Duke’s traditional home court for the first few rounds of the NCAA tournament

As a Jew, working on Christmas was awesome.

Am I supposed to be relieved by this? This man knowingly and willingly exposed his partners to a potentially life threatening disease without their consent. At least one contracted the disease.