I get being upset if it’s the team that’s up by 11 that tries the shot but to get your panties in a twist just because the losing team tries to make the score a little more respectable? Fuck off.

Asshole didn’t replace his divot.

“Golfing on ice is dangerous, that’s why I only play on snow.”

One in hole!

Jesus Ricky really? What were you high or something?

Since you’re too lazy to type more than one sentence, I have to assume you mean professionals who work with children. Women seeing their stylist for a perm and cut aren’t little babies, they’re adults. The last thing an abused woman needs is to be treated like a helpless child.

I learned that lesson when they took back my diploma because I took off my mortarboard.

Thanks Obama

I’m not sure waht are you angyr about?

I hope Mixon can figure out a way to get his degree b/c he won’t be playing in the NFL anytime soon. CFL anyone?

nashville’s trailer? it’s trailer?

Maybe you shouldn’t have pursued your degree at some place in a goddamn field.

I’m about to blow a gasket over this 2016 nonsense. Every fucking time anything bad happens it’s 2016's fault. My God are people stupid.

Here is a required disclaimer to ensure my point is taken seriously and not dismissed as the ravings of some misguided Trump supporter: I voted for Hillary. I was not and am not terribly fond of her, but she was the objectively more qualified candidate and a demonstrably better human being. I don’t vote for…

Harbaugh told the team about the ‘lies made up by our enemies’ at a meeting in Schembechler Hall, wearing Jumpman Kleenex boxes on his feet while surrounded by Gatorade bottles of his own urine.

This guy has a serious mental disorder, right? Like, dsm-5 level stuff?

I assume it’s contingency in case POTUS needed to be scooped out of NYC in a hurry.

I’m a C-130 pilot but never got to unleash the Taliban Tornado.

“Fat, drunk, and playing the Sousaphone is no way to go through life, son.”