Well she's about to have a Bizarre Adventure.

If you wrote the c-word people wouldn’t be thinking it meant cracker.

Don’t take this the wrong way, because I truly appreciate your reply. But the fact that none of those names ‘land’ is White Privilege, and I think you get that.

“Racist” is one that seems get an angry response more often than not :\

Not only are they invited, but they’re going whether they want to or not.

Because Dear Leader is never wrong.

I actually feel bad for the parasites/bacteria in the toilet water. What’d they ever do to deserve ending up in the stomach of this leatherfaced goatfucker?

My only issue is that it looks like Hercules skipped let day. Never skip leg day, I don't care if you are the son of Zeus.

Steve King is the feces that’s created after evil eats too much stupidity.

Um because of the hypocrisy.

Funny, because the average congregant at an “evangelical” church probably can’t even comprehend the KJV.

Also, in a state (Illinois) where weed will be legal in January 2020 (aka in less than the next 5 months). It’s totally fucked. But, you can still count on idiotic white people to come in asking “but isn’t that still illegal” and “was he complying”... fuckin worms. 

Please go away, Tomato. Forever.

Someone ungrayed you, so why don’t you? Have at ‘em, hoss!

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My wife was just in Nashville and brought back a cookbook on it that talked about Prince’s and the others. She said she ordered “hot” and was politely told to go with “mild.”She added that it was the right decision. 

In other news, I’m going to attempt to make my own Nashville hot chicken this weekend. I expect to run out soon so black Twitter take note...

let those amongst us who *haven’t* had unprotected sex with porn stars while their third wife was having their child cast the first stone

A little palate cleansing.

Clearly racism rots your brain. It also tells you you’re superior, so you don’t notice as it slowly eats away at your brain, until you no longer possess the ability to complete a sentence or the self-awareness to take a second to look over what you’ve written for mistakes.