+1 last time

God knows what is actually is, he just bought it from a kid in the parking lot hollering “Lake Effect. We got that lake effect, yo!”

To be fair, it’d be cruel to make Buffalo fans snort their coke off a mirror.

ITS A FAT JOKE YALL

does she realize that she should pull her pants down first?

They’re giving out practice squad trophies in Miami no wonder the team is bad at football they’ve been coddled and hugged and told they were special by their handlers and personal assistants in my day the only personal assistant a quarterback had was his conscience and if any scrub player picked him off in practice,…

The first thing CC needs to do is realize that what he has is a disease. He may think that he can control it by making better lifestyle choices on his own, but without treatment this could seriously harm his health and jeopardize his playing career. And I know how hard taking that step can be, being a Type 2 Diabetic…

Fire Charlie. # Bye

People at games get mocked on the time by announcers. Clearly you don’t watch baseball. That’s perfectly fine except when you talk about something you’re completely ignorant of.

I showed it to Jay at a show in 2001 or 2002. I actually saw them at Riot Fest East a couple of years ago. It was great to hear them playing Destruction by Definition but it was also a little sad.

Met this guy while bartending, in Green Bay, at noon, on a Tuesday. Nice guy.

On the Fourth of July about 6 years ago in Portland, OR, I started out with 0 tattoos, drank the equivalent of 20 beers and then woke up with 3 tattos. One of those tattoos is this; “friendship” written on my upper thigh. I have more details if anyone is interested.

I’m a woman now in my thirties. But let’s go back to my early twenties. A year prior I saw a picture of a stick man tattoo that I found so hilarious. It was a stick man going thru pubes with a lawn mower, throwing up bits of hair as he made his way thru the row. How funny that I could shave over it and it would look…

I have one of a spaceman fighting a t-rex, one of a farting hotdog, and one of “chumbawamba” across my toes. Yes. That is an 11-letter word on 10 toes. Happy to provide background if needed...

When I was 18 I really wanted a tattoo but didn’t know what to get. I decide on the Led Zeppelin tribal symbols, since I was big into them at the time, and I thought they looked badass. The tattoo isn’t bad, it’s the location that’s the problem. You see, the phrase ‘tramp stamp’ wasn’t common back in the day, and I…

I handful of years ago I let my friend, who was at the time an apprentice tattoer, put a set of black flag bars on my wrist. They’re terrible. He’s one of my best friends, we’ve been friends for over 20 years, and we’re both like, “Nope that looks double ungood.” He’s tattooed me twice since, and has certainly gotten…

my wife and i got our first tatoos on August 1st “Always & Forever” with our aniversary date of 8 years...getting a divorce 2 months later

I should start by saying I don’t dislike any of my tattoos. That said, many of them are objectively bad ideas.

My little brother and his college girlfriend got semicircles tattooed on their palms so when they held hands and interlocked fingers it created a perfect circle.