The plotting itself in Act 2 was pointless. What Rian Johnson was trying to do (I’m not sure I totally agree with his decisions) was take the usual harebrained Star Wars convoluted Hail Mary hero plan and make it fail. And fail spectacularly.
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Ackbar should have lived and been the one to stay behind and kamikaze the ship, saying something like “I’ve got you all trapped now”. OT legend and you kill him off-screen for a pointless misdirection twist? Laura Dern is a fine actress and all, but that whole mutiny subplot was ridiculous.
No... but he did try to oversee an $80M fraud enterprise, and when that blew up he fled to Israel.
Marlins’ Man’s wife’s boyfriend.
This is the face of a man hoping it was just a fart.
Let’s go easy on the new Jags fans.
“Suspended for...”
*throws dart*
“...five games.”
+Roger Goodell+
He displayed what is called the fencing response, where your body becomes immobile and you freeze your arms. This is a tell tale sign you have just become concussed.
St. Louis Post-Dispatch headlines:
Well that was just weird.
He probably just used the time machine to go back to when he wasn’t fired so it wasn’t that big of a deal to him.
don’t forget undoing whatever the black guy did.
These guys just probably lit a match in the Middle East and now they’re models of caution and moderation?
Jesus, Donald. Don’t be a bitch just because you were told your boyfriend couldn’t come.
This is the America I know and love.
You aren’t outnumbered. That’s the fucked up part. You are out-gerrymandered and out-suppressed.
You’re not even all that outnumbered. You’re just gerrymandered to shit. That’s probably the single greatest Republican victory of the last thirty years. They’ve kept themselves in power in several states by artificially skewing the influence of their shrinking base, and by making it much harder for people of color to…
OK, it’s pretty hilarious that you think someone would call for the dissolution of the federal government out of an urge to appear more authoritarian than others. +1