These characters didn’t feel like characters. They felt like someone went down a list of “how to seem woke” and checked off everything they wanted in the game. What are the chances that all these queer people (a pretty small percentage of the population) would survive the plant zombie apocalypse and then all…

Only 5v5?  Meh, was hoping for something more large scale.

Right?  When the trailer started I thought for sure it was Dead Space 4 and I was about to nut.  Game still looks interesting but totally left me blue balled.

How did Little Devil Inside not make the list?  It was like Monster Hunter by way of Minecraft.

10 months for cocaine? Jesus, there's violent offenders who have gotten away with lighter sentences.  This country is fucked.  Like absolutely gaping, prolapsed anus fucked.

“Jogging”

“We are very excited for you to pay for Destiny 2 and all its expansions again on next gen consoles. More details to come soon."

Were all these filter overlays, lens flares and strobe effects supposed to distract from the bland “gameplay” or the minimal graphical upgrade?

Sure are a lot of people bitching in this unreleased game already.

Another member of the 1% desperate to see the poor return to their jobs and die en masse to protect their stock portfolios (though in this case I’m sure this asshole has seen donations drop as unemployment rises). It all comes down to the dollar.  Him and Musk and the rest of their ilk are so transparent that I'm…

The ally quests/npcs are bugged, too. An npc wants me to build a terminal at my camp so she can hang out there. Problem is my turret defenses are registering her as an enemy and firing on her (and the terminal) when she shows up. Reminded me that bugs like these (and the overall terrible combat) are the reason I…

This “event” is just an excuse to squeeze another mtx-shop refresh into the game. And don’t even get me started on what a huge disconnect from this season’s narrative this event even is. There’s literally a planet sized spaceship hurtling towards earth . . . but for some reason we have time for "games."  And let's not…

Lol, something like 10% of the playerbase touches Crucible. Even less play Trials, and that player count diminishes weekly given what a terrible state that game mode is currently in. There are countless better PvP-oriented games out there than the unbalanced mess that is Destiny.

Why click on an article about the ending of a 40 hour game on release day if you’re worried about spoilers? Why is there always at least one of these insufferable comments in an article about the ending of a game? It’s not Kotaku’s fault you lack self control and voluntarily clicked your way into spoilers.

Simp: The Article

These people need to stop emailing Kotaku and start calling the authorities. If you work at a Game X Change in a county that has closed all non-essential businesses, the cops can and will shut you down.  Kotaku isn't going to close your store, your CEO isn't going to close your store, call the police.  Idk why anyone…

Translation: we aren't going to make the money we could have if we weren't launching the game during a time of record unemployment.  We'll wait till you all have more money to give us.

4 hours?  I'll wait till it's half off.  I couldn't care less about Resistance.

. . . this is how COVID started . . .

Assholes in a COD game?  I am STUNNED.