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If he keeps his eyes crossed it'll look like two half-points, so win?

Someone please sue that guy. What a dumb ass.

Ummm... at least for me... this looks terrible. I want to see what's going on, thank you.

Agreed. I recently wrote a piece on this for my outlet (http://www.gamerevolution.com/features/open-letter-lets-save-japanese-game-development) but tl;dr basically they have to be Japanese and try new things.

Wonderful. *Project canceled.*

Why am I more compelled now to buy Prototype 2 than I ever was before?

No, Journey didn't blow its ending. Stephen Poole is dumb for saying these things.

Lots of trends started at Rockstar thanks to that guy. Wonder what the new head will bring to the table in advance of GTA V.

Congrats Mike! I've met you once before at E3... 2009? I hope to see you at many more!

FUCK YOU PETER CAMPBELL. GET YOUR ASS KICKED TWICE IN ONE SEASON.

*applauds* thank you Owen. I didn't take this appointment for my outlet out of assured embarrassment. You're the man.

Failing the QTE does not end in rape. She's merely strangled or shot. Yes, there are sexual undertones, as there are in almost ALL of the Tomb Raider reboot. Have you heard her moaning and crying out in pain?

I can't wait for this game.

I know that they're not the actual worst. I'm saying if there are screenshots Nintendo would prefer people use, why provide the screenshots they don't prefer?

Why even bother distributing the "worst" screenshots at all?

Many of these "ideas" are terrible. Still, I'm in the camp that E3 is still cool and fun for everyone who likes gaming.

Ah, the sunday before E3. Pictures of advertisements getting people hyped for a big convention of advertising.

If it's not numbered, I don't generally keep it.

Kotaku Melodic is my favorite "scheduled programming" on Kotaku. Thanks Kirk.