Yes. You just had a child. You should start smoking weed now.

Yeah, so misleading.

Of all the features Hitman: Absolution could rip off of Red Dead Redemption, Dead Eye is hardly the "coolest."

"Especially when the game decides to show me freeze-frame camera footage of myself—one minute, a funky digital street-team is tearing up the dance floor, and the next, some goofy tall dude is waving his sweatpanted legs around his apartment."

Rent money. You'll understand when you're down on your luck.

lol hi

Death? It's still pretty healthy on PC.

No it's not.

Comment of the Year right here.

Winner.

I don't want any of those things and this is the gift guide that best describes me.

Literally the first time anyone has ever awarded me with an internet.

"about seven hours of scripted sequences..."

Are you a bad enough dude to play like this in public?

It's a feature.

2K Games gave out assets on USB "keys" like that at E3 this year too.

the Right Bumper (ie R1) is quick strike while the Right Trigger (R2) is strong strike. Left Bumper is block and Left Trigger is parry.

Namco Bandai sent me the 360 version for my review copy and I wasn't all that pleased with those early frame rate hiccups but it seems to have smoothed out after the tutorial mission.

As lucky as I am to receive one of these with my review copy, I really feel like this is what the instruction booklet should look like for all games these days.

I'd often click it on and off to get some quick enemy info in predator combat.