Hmmn. Reminds me of another recent action figure:

Patent Examiner/ former Patent Attorney here: One day back at the firm, my managing partner called me into his office to let him know that someone had called him about filing a patent. This person had (sigh) been on a “vision quest” with a shaman, and taken hallucinogens which (sigh) caused him to travel forward in…

+1 for the ironic non-clickbait title. Well played!

We need Darcy from Thor and Luis from Ant-Man to both get powers and team up.

The producers tried hundreds of times to make this happen, lucky for us, we’re only aware of the successful attempt.

I, for one, welcome our crustacean overlords....

Didn’t everyone already assume that’s what initially happened? The day a crustacean becomes intelligent enough to recognize and wield a weapon like that is the day i become truly afraid.

Seriously? An entire piece on Deadpool and not one mention of Deathstroke? That’s like an entire article on the Squadron Supreme or Imperial Guard and no mention or the Justice League or Legion of Superheroes. While I’ve no doubt Liefeld thinks he pulled this character out of the ether, that’s no reason for you to act…

Ford: I want Solo dead. Really dead. Like, stabbed thru the heart, dropped down a bottomless hole then the planet is blown up dead. That kind of dead. Got me?

Let’s be honest though...having the best aim of any Stormtrooper is a pretty low bar to set. That’s like being the fastest sloth.

This is the best response.

I went and Googled both people and tried comparing them to the photo I posted, and I legitimately cannot tell whether you’re right or wrong.

That’s actually Trevor Noah. Easy mistake to make.

I assume you find Don Lemon’s missing plane.

I just did my annual Hobbit+LotR Marathon this past week and this scene is still great.

Their aim was so bad they took the blasters away?

“Not as clumsy or random as a Nerf gun. A more elegant weapon for a more civilized age.”

That’s cool but isn’t Hokey religions and ancient weapons no match for a good blaster at your side?

The device pictured is 10mm long. The photo is magnified.