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Because when we were young, we reacted well to our elders trying to shame us.

The oldest of us will be 38 (!!!!!) this year if you go by most generation guides.

Don’t blame Millennials. Young voters have always been bad for turning out to vote. This isn’t new.

My husband was the same. Know what worked for me?

My spouse works in a school. I figure we are the first people that can help stop the spread out of that cesspool of snot. We should do what we can not to bring things into that environment, and what we can not to bring things out.

As somebody with a compromised immune system, I nicely ask for you to not kill me and please get your shot. <3

Yes, got get the goddamn shot.

You can’t tell because of the way Millie is holding it, but this dress is open on the sides. She stood like this a lot last night because she was afraid of showing her boobs off to everyone. I’d like to meet the designer and stylist who chose this for her and just didn’t sew up the sides of the dress.

oooh my god. i start to get anxious when my work e-mail has more than 10 read emails in it. i don’t think i could handle having that many unread emails. i just figured out how to leverage outlook rules in my favor to get rid of a lot of stuff that i would normally delete (and it also marks it as read so i don’t have

Absolutely. Even when you’re progressive what does it mean if you’re okay with the possibility of being outnumbered in your own home on issues? Don’t fool yourself into believing your kids will be like you, racism and bigotry are the easy way into a lot of cliques throughout life so you need to lead by example if you

I have the friend who hits <return> after every sentence, so then I have to open her texts because the whole thing won’t show up in preview screen. Half the time I just miss it because I think she’s done after the 2nd sentence, but there’s really.

From the CNN article on Moore refusing to concede:

I hope so too, but they absolutely won’t. Until they need an abortion themselves.

White women, put your money where your mouth is. Since you are the most “coveted” by men, and hold the most ‘pussy power’, you need to use that power to voice and enact change.

The goldfish crackers would at least be funny.

Disposable plastic spoons are absolutely not reasonable at that cost.

I hope you don’t work in fine dining.


Melba toast, caviar, sour cream, a little bit of onion, and some soft egg. We barely had any money and I STILL somehow know that.

Toast points, miniature mother of pearl spoon and maybe, just maybe a tiny bit of sour cream if you don’t feel confident about the very distinctive taste. Crackers, plastic spoons and even serving with paper napkins when you are paying that amount are an embarrassment and just not good form.

My nausea/vomiting is so bad I needed anti nausea drugs to get through the workday. It’s been a little more tolerable this week and I’ve been doing pretty OK without the meds, but I did have to boot and rally on my way to work this morning — luckily I made it out of the subway and was able to find a trash can. (Thank

Can we talk about how her husband is planning to be a stay at home dad to support her important work leading a country? Ambitious women need men (and extended family support) who are willing to play a domestic role if we are going to be able to have families and reach our goals.