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I’d rather see her in White Bear, but I’m a bit cruel tonight.

Wow. This is spot on. Jonah would totally keep repeating buzz words, have to have his interview shut down, and be escorted out of the studio.

For years, I’ve watched Veep and thought to myself, “Thank god there’s no one as terrible and insecure as Jonah, in Washington.” Now we have a White House full of Jonahs but Miller reminds me the most of the character.

Edited to remove an errant apostrophe.

After that.....this happened.

Cool, let’s transport ourselves back to 1997 for no reason.

With how people are randomly blaming other stuff these days for their problems a jump to Christmas lights is probably a good outcome here.

It seems you’ve never dealt with Penelec...

This was probably Trump’s way of cutting the electricity bills for his billionaire buddies.

I’m so sick of this Merry Christmas vs Happy Holidays shit. People need to grow the fuck up and understand the world doesn’t revolve around them. The only “war” was Christians’ aggressive intolerance of anyone/group with different beliefs. “Holidays” literally means “Holy days.” It is a term of respect for traditions

I told the checkout girl at CVS “happy whatever” and she seemed to thoroughly enjoy that.

One of the most hilarious things I observe here during the holidays in Oklahoma is watching Republicans reflexively wishing people “happy holidays” only to catch themselves right afterward and make excuses for having done so. Their horror at their self-perceived faux pas is priceless.

Never thought my response to hearing “Merry Christmas” would be “oh shit is this person trying to tell me they’re a Nazi” but here we are.

lol

I was a recruiter when Obama rolled back DADT and allowed open LBG folks to enlist.

I heard this fucking asshole on NPR this morning. He said in brief - “For a single mother a deduction for a child is $1,000. We have doubled that deduction to $2,000!!!!! And DEMOCRATS HAVE TURNED THEIR BACKS TO SINGLE WORKING MOTHERS....”

The fact that they let her go, didn’t even try to keep her, suggests that she wasn’t driving enough revenue to make the effort or the salary worthwhile.

And because I wasn’t clear, you need to do your due diligence with rescues as well.

In my early 20s, I had an on/off affair with my boss from a part time reataurant gig. Well, technically, he had the affair because he was coupled and I was not. Initially, he lied about his relationship status and I found out about it by stumbling upon his girlfriends sonogram. That still didn’t stop me from going out

Thank you. This makes so much sense. I think we’ve all had a man explain his point of view thirty different ways and still be baffled that we “don’t understand”. We understand fine, what they’re saying is just terrible.

As a PR person, all the coaching in the world doesn’t stop some people from running off at the mouth at precisely the wrong time. I have kicked clients under the table, jabbed them with pens and waved my arms frantically behind the interviewer, and often stuff just keeps spewing right out.