Nintendo, you guys have been around a while. We’ve had our ups and downs, you’ve had some ups and downs, and soon now you want to put out a new console. Some people might be a bit scarred from the WiiU, some great games, but not the best overall experience.

But we are all cool starring our own Kotaku posts...right?

I know it’s too early to tell for sure, but based on early trailers and game play demos, I’m confident it’ll also be the best Final Fantasy in the future years to come as well.

This is horrible and exactly what Team Rocket wants. Cross faction rivalry is what is keeping Valor and Mystic strong (and Instinct hiding in the corner), so that when the true threat tries to take over the world, we can all bond together and vanquish it!

I’ve had zero issues using the nearby function, it is clearly a proximity sensor. I have seen Pokemon I want on it at 3 steps, narrowed it down to 2 then 1 steps, then when it went back up to 2 I turned around and tried a slightly different direction, and I found them every time I’ve tracked them.

You know why, right?

On top of that, how many other, bigger known “gates” have their been in recent years? Deflategate, Bridgegate, etc. I can’t understand how some people took this wrong then starting using it to champion god knows what. I couldn’t follow most of it, maybe that’s a good thing.

Ugh for fucks sake, what a fucking non-controversy.

“Yakuza, It’s your cousin Bellic! How about some bowling??”

Fuck that loser.

Can’t wait for Little Kuriboh to abridge it.

Oh god please...stop. Stawp!