*quietly withdraws pitch for Where in the World is Hannibal Lecter*

Watchmen Babies in “V For Vacation”!

Not every single franchise needs to go for the four quadrant demographic, for fuck’s sake....

the only regulation I need for mobile ads is to make the “X” always in the same size and position, right now trying to close an ad is a game on its own

Someone said it well last week: “Jezebel isn’t even trying anymore.”

Domino’s is significantly better than it used to be. Pizza Hut is significantly worse than it used to be. And I unabashedly like Little Caesar’s but the quality is very inconsistent. It really depends on the individual location I’ve found.

The problem is that the Tesla accidents involve them hitting stationary fire trucks and cop cars with lights flashing.

Sneaky because it wasn’t in the release notes...Why wasn’t it? “See NHTSA it was in our software all along! nothing to see here just blame the driver and move on”...

So they’ll hit them at a lower speed now?  I guess it’s a start.

It’s, like, 10 times better than Pizza Hut, though.

Since day 1 I was super sold on Splatoon. I was a store manager at a GameStop and decorated the store top to bottom for the first and second games. Even cosplayed as an Inkling. These devs having so much fun marketing always put a smile on my face that I had to do it too

I’m so pumped for Splat 3, and Nogami-San being as playful as the game made is special.

Bayonetta was shopped around to a fair number of developers following the first game INCLUDING Sony and Microsoft. They went “Nah fam, we cool.” Nintendo stepped up and said “We will pay for 2 and see how it goes.” 2 apparently did well enough that they paid for 3 and entered into a long term contract with Platinum…

This has been talked about at length since the announcement of Bayonetta 2. Literally nobody would fund it—Nintendo is the reason the Bayonetta sequels even exist.

Nobody wanted to publish Bayo2. Nintendo offered. There’s your answer.

While I understand why veterans wouldn’t want the game fundamentally changed like that, the reason they’re giving is kind of bullshit. You can do personal loot and not have soulbound stuff. Hell you can even lower the drop rates a bit in multiplayer to compensate for the faster speed and ability to trade and even if…

While it has been Visual Concepts developing the entire series, the publisher and parent company shift can make a significant difference since they often have such a huge say in what the final product represents. And not to mention all the other divisions of the company that have been opened and companies that have…

And with all that ad revenue and partnerships, they still have the audacity to charge the absolute premium MSRP. That’s what’s really disgusting about these year to year sports game releases.

It’s like the cast of Glee fucked the house band of a megachurch.

More than anything, I just hate the fucking score, as well as the fact that this is what all Broadway shows sound like now. It’s like the cast of Glee fucked the house band of a megachurch.