How to get the most out of sleep:  Be a cat.

1.  tell my downstairs neighbors to shut the fuck up.

Yessss, I’m a fool and couldn’t put my finger on it before but that’s absolutely what feels off for me. Looks very solid gameplay and graphically speaking, but no voice acting for characters who get most of their personality from their voices is kind of a problem.

This looks like a very solid game, which is surprising since it is based on Nickelodeon properties. I could absolutely see this at tournaments. Hopefully they wouldn’t be as restrictive as Nintendo. I wish it had voice acting too, though.

I mean....do you not have a boob sword?

That was a hilarious video, though it wont make me break my boycott of Chic-fil-A, aka Hate Chicken

It’s been really sad to watch Kotaku gradually become what its critics have long said it is. I have been reading Kotaku since around 2010-2011, I’m guessing, and it was once by far my favorite site for coverage of games and the culture around games. Over the last year or two, though, and especially over the last few…

Isn’t Ubisoft a French company? How is it relevant that he’s French?

It passed that bar a while ago. Hello Games is just showing off at this point.

It has been for some time. Did they overshoot and make some claims they shouldn’t have, absolutely. Did they work hard to figure out how to turn the ship around, yes. And for people who gave them the time and space to do that, welp *gestures at current game*. It’s lovely and so much fun. 

And Dave from Save-a-Lot/

I’d be very down with a memorial album about your mom full of diss tracks against your mom’s enemies.

LOL if you want to take a lesson on fan base hate look at games workshop. I stopped giving R or take two any sort of love when I started seeing their scummy practice on GTAonline.

So, wait, if I’m understanding this right, Kanye wanted a “clean” album as a tribute to his mother, to the extent that a guest verse from Andre 3000 about the death of his own mom was deemed too dirty, but he put Marilyn Manson on it? Isn’t that like cutting a Will Smith track because he said heck once and replacing…

To split hairs, I think it’s both the shape and the packaging, but as the packaging is a significant component Hershey’s can’t divorce it away. Add to that the teardrop with tip/swirl is in itself a natural shape in candy making, cake decorating and putting whipped cream on your banana split. (I would definitely…

I didn’t! I’ve now left an update at the bottom of the post clarifying this, thanks everyone!

Think about it this way:
“Buenos Dias” is a common Spanish phrase that people are familiar with. As an English speaker, we are taught that it means “hello” or “good morning”. Literally though, it translates into “good days”. “Hello” is still a good translation, but it does demonstrate the point of how no two languages…

Considering the shit show that’s been the SAS war crimes investigation over the last few months (years?), the whole ‘Australian soldier’ being glorified in a game like this is distinctly uncomfortable, even if it is meant to be historical.

New Zealand wins pop culture for What We Do in the Shadows alone. The icing on the cake is the movie Black Sheep. They need to do nothing else for the rest of history to prove themselves to me.

Probably too late to do anything about it, since, I assume, the voice acting and whatnot are already done. RIP, New Zealand,…

EA, Activision, and anyone else who creates cross platform games should take a note out of Fortnite’s book. Separate lobbies based on inputs. Things like this won’t alienate half of your player base.