I love him so much. I’ve never been so sad to see a president go.

It’s so beautiful...

Respectful?

I’m almost positive that the dance partners on this show are contractually obligated to have sex with each other.

This is a very gentle, amusing hoax that hurt no one and I congratulate them both.

Was scrolling down to see if anyone posted this video. GG fellow theorist.

Last scene in the Matrix trilogy direct from...you guessed it, inside the Matrix ;)

I thought this was a better video:

This post is heavily influenced by references to Canada.

I’m a millennial and I can explain each front-runner in 5 words or less. Don’t bother with the Tinder cards, my friends.

1. Crazy bigot
2. Canadian bigot
3. Woman who dislikes security protocol
4. Old Justin Trudeau

Sure.

Serious students pursuing degrees in hard sciences have to study in locked rooms so that BLM people will not barge in and scream at them.

Disagreed but promoted for use of butt

I’m not even going to try to top this.

The point in my life where I feel so old I have absolutely no idea who this is someone change my bedpan please.

Grow a dick. This is why she doesn’t like you. You don’t have a dick. I’m sure this “C” guy gives it to her like she dishes it out and that’s what she craves. I’m just amazed someone can be this dickless. Call it love, call it sex, but let’s call a spade a spade - you need to alpha up your beta game. Praise Jebus I’ve…

“We didn’t lose her. When you lose something you can’t find it. I know exactly where my wife is.”

Han just shot, not first, not last, just fried Greedo and moved on with life. . .