And also, it’s going to put off the Norwegians.

Pro-tip to the fucknuts at ICE: Picking up a 40+ year old white doctor with two decades-old legal dings is not going to make you look any less racist and is definitely not making you look like you’re out there rounding up ‘bad hombres’.

Trust me, I’m 24 and a big rap fan, and I still feel out of it with these people. I can handle people like Yachty and Uzi to a certain extent, but dudes like this or Lil Pump make me cringe. Stop letting these stupid kids with a billion face tattoos, stupid hair and trash bars get famous.

These soundcloud rappers, from 6ix9ine to XXXTentacion and everyone in-between, I just don’t get it. What happened to early 00's hip-hop? Who are these freaks!? They make me feel so out of it.

All women, at some point, are also complicit in the patriarchy. Because, ya know, you get tired; it’s Monday; it’s easier to laugh a sexist joke off than go toe to toe with some misogynist jack off whose mind isn’t going to change; because you’re going to get laughed at if you stick up for women; because it’s your…

I’m already sick of the apologists claiming “It was a JOKE! He was on SNL!” like that makes it ok.

1. Barron’s father

Not sure if we have many Australians here - but some good news from Down Under. The country has just held a nationwide postal survey on a proposal to allow same sex couples to marry.

I wanted a courthouse ceremony and a barbecue. My husband, because he had family coming from out of town, insisted on the whole shebang, to the tune of $24,000.

I wanted to ask my now-husband to marry me, and he implied, in no uncertain terms, that he wanted to be the one to ask. I also did not want a diamond wedding ring, and told him as much, and he got me one anyway.

Listen. Having a THIRD baby shower seems a little tacky, but for people saying that Kim can’t have a shower because “she’s not even pregnant,” I just have this to say: fuck you very much. My daughter was born via surrogate, and I was a joyful and excited expectant mother even though I couldn’t gestate her myself. I…

Fuck yes. This is courageous.

Like Becca, I would like to apologize to everyone for perpetuating a fraud, as I am neither French nor from Montana.

Here’s the simple fact: The Washington Post did journalism the right way, and Jezebel did not.

So much empty skin around such a small face

What the fuck is going on with his face? He looks like an android that got pulled off the production line before its skin had fully set.

Don’t eat Papa John’s. He’s still a racist, but he just wants to be less overt about it. It’s not for nothing that Nazi numbnuts chose his pizza

I thought the alt-right already had an official greasy, orange pile of garbage that makes your stomach cramp just by looking at it

Unless you’re a lifeguard, I can think of no work place where it’s appropriate to walk around barefoot.