Ryan is not harmless. He lied and tried to claim some poor security guards had tried to rob him while dressed as police. This could’ve ruined their lives. And he lied to save his own skin because he had actually been a drunken, destructive asshole at the gas station that they worked at. They didn’t pull a gun on him,…

Everybody assumes that she knew, an de maybe she did, but she could have been unaware of that fact. I didn’t know he was married because I don’t care about him and his life.

Well, I think that the ex-wife is not an asshole. Naive perhaps, but I see no reason to call her an asshole.

My first thought as well. Also, the father of your children is a convicted felon, but him cheating you is what made you leave?

‘What sort of woman would do something like this to another woman

exactly. Why is it the heiress’s fault and not the person who was actually, you know, married.

Somebody who has a criminal record and whose only obvious redeeming quality is his looks?

The Hot Felon story seems really Dickensian.

What every gender reveal party really needs is a good guy with a gun.

he was snorting cocaine or meth or something in the toilet. that was not “road rage”, that was some drug-fueled paranoia and delerium.

Look at the number of photos with leaders smiling, being animated and Trump looking vacant. Then the wandering around aimlessly. Of course he has alzheimer’s or dementia. But the fucking GOP leaders don’t care. It is Weekend at Donnie’s for them every day in DC.

Hillary would have been so badass at the g20. Can’t you just picture her with Merkel, side by side in matching pantsuits, running the fucking world?

God that feels like five years ago.

Hey, remember back in 2016 when Trump was going on about Hillary being on death’s door and not having enough physical stamina to be president? Good times.

If they’re trying to convince me that he doesn’t have Alzheimer’s and the only person who can manage him is his daughter, they’re failing. Miserably.

“Hey, by any chance, was the Uber driver in this case wearing a sleeveless dress or blouse?” 

That’s when you ask for management, LOUDLY. Then turn to the unsanitary selfish prick and tell them that this is both disgusting and unsanitary. It could cause a restaurat to get in a LOT of trouble. Can we all just stop trying to be polite and call people out on *literal* shit like this?

This is precisely what I came down here to write. The second I hear “mama bear” I go ahead and assume slightly nuts. Though they’re usually on the other side of the counter demanding to see the manager.

I live in Memphis and used to eat at this restaurant until a friend of mine posted about her experience working there - they leave open breastmilk in the fridge, use expired products, essentially just microwave gardein patties and treat their employees like GARBAGE. They have been running wild on social media for a…