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The New York legal community is in shock. Colleagues of mine who have argued before her said that she was an excellent judge.

Dammit, I really wanted one of those, it’s the perfect Florida Commuter bike. stay dry in the rain, AC for when it’s 9000 degrees out at 400% humidity, and can easily fit by the stupid lady in the Gigantic SUV that is blocking the turn lane.

I really wanted them to succeed, but man they are really finding out how hard it is to make a car company from scratch.

Shorter version: Buy United stock. It’ll go back up. There’s just not enough competition to have any real impact and the outrage will get refocused elsewhere soon enough, sadly.

Just whopped your GT-R with groceries in the back of my wagon and the little ones watching Sponge Bob on the headrest monitors.

<calls entire country stupid while using poor/lazy grammar and questionably cohesive sentences>

Seriously, Jalops, this is it. The moment of truth. We need to buy this car.

When I get loaded, people call me “sir” all the time. Usually in the context of “please calm down, sir” or “sir, you will need to get down from the table”