99. Human

So in Ailes’s particular sector of hell, are all the women wearing pants?

I have a cousin who’s in the Coast Guard and often fills Facebook with pro-Trump memes and crap. So you better believe I got a good smirk when I saw that in the budget proposal.

So if you support the Liberty football team, are you flaming?

Reagan was caught telling stories from his movies as if they had really happened. And no one did anything.

I’d suggest that the home team be required to provide medical supplies for the visiting staff, but you know the Patriots would just give out a big bottle of baby aspirin.

I once put a hole in the top of my dad’s hatchback with one of those. I’m amazed I survived to adulthood.

Sylvester II at 236? Without him we’d probably still be using Roman numerals. Plus he allegedly had a demonic mistress and a magic brass head that would answer questions for him!

What, you haven’t already seen that Squatty Potty commercial that was all over everyone’s Facebook?

Concern? More like chuckling and muttering, “Amateurs.”

Gosh, I wonder where he got the idea to not pay his vendors and contractors.

I OWE YOU NOTHING!

Not only that, but the CPAC (Conservative Political Action Conference), an annual get-together of the far right, is regularly held at the Gaylord. Which produces no end of rude snickers. (Allegedly, male prostitutes see their business go through the roof, and the local Craigslist is flooded with m4m hookup requests,…

You can’t fool me, that’s the Slender Man.

Nah, a good Russian Zil.

You can read the text of her lawsuit on Scribd:

Totally with you here. When I played Pillars of Eternity, I decided that no, I was not going to bother collecting and figuring out a use for every single plant and animal piece. It makes things so much easier.

Key and Peele’s Hingle McCringleberry skit is looking more and more like reality every weekend.

And yet, evangelical voters will still overwhelmingly support him.

Hillary Clinton being elected.