Just you wait. Next year all the refs will be equipped with protractors.

“I guess I’ll just have a quick drink from the tap. It couldn’t possibly hurt...”

As a rabbit owner, I can tell you the little bastards are incompatible with good furniture as well.

Hey, Clive, what’s George R. R. Martin doing right now?

No mention of Sentinels of the Multiverse?

I went over to a Sixers blog and they’re GUSHING about how brilliant this letter shows Hinkie to be and mourning that he’s gone.

The Wolverine/Lobo fight was lame, but for my money the Wonder Woman/Storm fight from DC vs. Marvel was worse. Of course Storm had to win because all the X-fans voted for her ... so we got a fight where Storm took a kick in the head from Wonder Woman, was dazed for all of one panel, and then just blasted WW with…

Horny fanboys and tight silver bodysuit, would be my guess.

Andy Muttray, Canis Williams, Bjorn Dawg, Anna Chihuahua, Lleyton Chewitt, Boris Beagle...

“Roughly 90 percent of this show is catchphrases.” Yeah, that’s what I hate most about this show. Every dog has one or two catchphrases, which they MUST repeat each time Ryder asks for something. It must take about five minutes to write a script for an episode of this stuff.

And if it gets stolen, the fan will have been Jack Sock sock sockjacked.

That’s what the Philly media is reporting: Chip wouldn’t consider giving up his GM powers, so Lurie canned him.

And yet, this is the same guy who also wrote The Snow Goose.

But who is Weedlord Bonerhitler supporting?

What the hell does James Thrash know about making a catch?

Total dick? The guy who says that giving his employees health care would mean having to raise pizza prices by a whole fifteen cents? I can’t believe it!

I was just thumbing through a 1985 issue of US News and World Report (I’m an archivist, I look at old stuff all day), and I came across an ad from the RJ Reynolds Company declaring that workplace restrictions on smoking were totally a fad, no one was actually doing it, and the whole thing would blow over soon. Heh heh…

Still, 36 years later, the only white person who has ever looked good in cornrows.

And then there was the episode where she covered the walls with brown corrugated cardboard... and just to be extra mean, she attached it with Liquid Nails.

Good God, I thought my wife was the only one who preferred watching in SD. This is weird. Someone should get a grant to study this.