As another Eagles fan, I look on the bright side: Bradford won’t be picked off as often as Luck was, since he won’t throw any deep balls for Revis to grab.

He’s high priest of their true religion: stickin’ it to the libruls.

I’m wearing a Kirkland T-shirt right now and they’re awesome. Kirkland stuff in general is almost always better than any brand name in the store.

Apparently their gimmick is that the server will throw your dinner rolls to you. The grammarian in me wants to know why it isn’t thrown rolls, then.

I treasure the memory of my wife sitting down to read Fox in Socks to our daughter. She had no idea what she was getting into and her expressions halfway through were priceless.

My mom works at a Ford dealership, and she is adamant that the built-in DVD players are a shitty deal. They cost too much, they break and are a pain in the ass to get fixed, and their function can easily be replicated by cheap portable devices. Besides, eventually your kids will be at the age where you will need to…

Everyone’s laughing about Scalia’s and Thomas’s super-salty dissents, but let’s not forget Alito, whose dissent goes straight into “marriage is for procreation, period” territory.

“I am attempting to have it both ways by being vaguely disapproving while asking why we can’t all get along.”

I suspect a lot of French ladies circa 1788 saw Ben Franklin charging at them in exactly that manner.

Will you settle for Mark Ruffalo coming out of the shower?

I’d save my do-over for the 2003 draft and take Polamalu over McDougle.

The guy in the .gif is UK comedian Alan Davies. Hence the joke.

I remember when Stephen A. was writing for the Inquirer. He was pretty much the only one in Philly who took Terrell Owens's side against the Eagles during TO's time there.

Groan. It's too early in the year to deal with baseball writers. Come back in April.

Well, "cuddle fish" sounds nice and cozy and inoffensive.

Eagles fans do like to dream about RG3 coming to Philly and Chip Kelly magically transforming him into a real QB through the power of love, up-tempo, and individually blended smoothies. In reality, though, there are some miracles even Chip can't pull off, and I for one don't want to waste another season trying to fix…

Newton's playing behind an o-line that's basically five cardboard standees lined up. Still, if you've got a hankering for Newton criticism, I think Peter King has plenty to share.

I'm pretty sure Goldenberg's Peanut Chews are manufactured by the International Dentist Cabal. Those things can suck half a dozen fillings out in a minute.

Clearly we have found one of those dividing lines in human nature. Cat people and dog people; morning people and night owls; people who like Take 5 and people who are wrong.