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Lovely article Ken. Also, I want that slantnose to be forever mine.

I remember seeing this some time ago. Limbs everywhere.

Can confirm. With a 839.000 km ‘98 Volvo 940, even the shortest trip can cause minor anxiety attacks.

I think it helps if you are a flawed person who thinks too much.

I never understood that either, so I figured it should have a shifter. I bought a Logitech G25 a few years back and it had everything. Stellar wheel which, unfortunately, broke down just a couple months ago.

I’m pretty sure it has a stick shift. I mean, why would it have three pedals if it didn’t?

That might actually be one of the most prolific things I have ever read.

That one’s actually golden!

Wait.. what happens when you get COTD?

Terrific, so now they tuned in to watch the most boring race of the season. I’m sure that the Canadian GP will have similar viewer figures!

Please let us know when, not if, your car breaks down :)

Terrific story, but oh my god is that fourth picture awesome!

Are you aware that you just jinxed yourself into oblivion?

I’m sure there are some freaks out there willing to chop off bits of their legs so they’d fit.

My grandparents had a Ssangyong Kyron, for which I will never forgive him buying it, that had a similar set-up. I lost count of how many times my brother, sister and myself vomited in that car. Luckily he came to his senses after that and bought an E-Class.

That’s gotta have something to do with the fact that the Japanese didn’t take into consideration that large American gentlemen would be driving their little sportscar. If only you were a tiny Asian fella. I feel for you man, truly sorry.

I think I’d put myself up for adoption before I’d get rid of my 633csi..

You work at iRacing? That is seriously awesome!

I bet that dude must feel like a demi-god ever since he’s seperated from her.

I literally saw a comment on here today on the “Worst Dealer Experiences”, where someone mentioned something along the lines of Dodge dealers doing this with Hellcats. Another one commented the same thing, but with Ford and their Focus RS.