Pants spotted. Be warned fellow Jalops, the Lizard People have taken Doug Demuro.

Would you keep the landau top?

If it was European, a Mustang, or a Lincoln it would command more money. Love the fifth gen car.

I’ve always loved those weird v8 ones!

Articles like this are what define jalopnik! You guys highlight the news that even the most hardcore car guys don’t know!

The Maserati is way overdue for a refresh won’t drive nearly as well. Also it’s a car that you might as well buy used at a horribly depreciated price.

Germans. Don’t we love em?

While the carbeureted v8 trans am field sounds incredible, it really should loosen up on the restrictions and get back to its glory days. Lower downforce endurance racing makes for fantastic, slidey, wheel to wheel action.

I would love to drive one but I’m only 18 and don’t have very many gearheads in my life. That being said, I have accepted the fact that I am a terrible canyon driver and nice torquey cars much better suit my driving style. GT cars (especially roadsters) suit me very nicely and I don’t mind something a little wallowey.

If only the z8 drove even half as good as it looked.

BMW has never been all that great at interiors. This is how you do a simple pared down track day interior.

I’ve lived in Herndon all my life and never made my way down to Katie’s cars and coffee. Is there a way we can have an Opponaut meetup there?

This, Waze will take you through the most random back alleys but like the Frankfurt airport just the directions you are given and magically you’ll end up in the right place.

I love how he needs ballast to keep the thing stable!

The rear, slabsides, and postbox windows are the only things I don’t love about the car. Mechanically it’s incredible what chevy has done and it’s a damn shame that the beancounters didn’t want to change the way the car looked. I love certain engineering aspects of the design. The extensive use of lightweight…

If that second one came out that might turn the Camaro into one of the best looking cars on market. I always thought it’s rear deck was too high anyways, this fixes all of its styling problems.

Remember kids tire pressures can kill.

Here I have a really great idea that none of you are going to see because I live in Jalopnik’s boonies a.k.a the greys but jokes on you because my idea is brilliant!

You say you’ve got a cure but you don’t have a disease!

Bring back coachbuilding!