since he cant sell burgers at his restaurant and can’t sell his steaks at sharper image, he has to take his beef to twitter.

At least becoming the most powerful person in the world has tamped down his desperate need for approval and validation.

Eli Manning is now demanding a sideline fort of his own.

Lee felt as though he had just drank a four pack of Bortles & James.

(1) Most criticism is worthless dreck, like most art.

Don’t be too hard on him. Bad puns are in his jeans.

There’s no evidence that team officials are cooking the books at Levi’s, although they may have been acid-washed and distressed.

This is awful. But if anyone can come back from this, it’s this guy.

Clearly these guys haven’t been in locker rooms at Augusta, Douche Canoe National or Pussygrabbers Valley. Hell, half these guys wouldn’t even be allowed in Augusta’s locker room.

Title NEIN

If only we had some way to test this, like a lengthy primary process in which she ran against other liberal persons to see who more likely Democratic voters would vote for.

Curt hasn’t been this invested in a trainwreck since 38 Studios.

Not many people know this but Milwaukee actually comes from an old Ojibwe word meaning “Yeah, but what about Black on Black crime?”

That’s the thing about the Baylor Line - it can’t fail because it doesn’t matter to them what her answer is.

“I agree with Trent’s position on this and I spent the better part of 40 years not letting something as horrible as child rape interfere with my responsibilities to my football team.”

I wasn’t sure where I stood on this while Kaepernick issue, but now I’m glad it happened because it is going to force us to confront an ugly fact that no one wants to acknowledge and many young people don’t believe is even possible:

Motherfucker got white shoes on after labor day and trying to act like he’s the fucking arbiter of anything

A huge man abusing a little guy at Penn State, where have i heard this story before?

I kinda wish Cleatus decided to not follow Asimov’s first law for that photo.