That definitely sounds like the real true way this escape happened. There isn’t anything that will come out later to cast doubt on on the veracity of this escape.

Just ignore it then, why delegate making up your own mind.

The duality of man in gif format, the formidable strike, and the weak flailing slap of a child.

Can’t do it. Eating sounds. Are the worst sounds another human can make.

It also looks like there’s a sign he didn’t look at, indicating curves ahead.

I wish I had the writing chops to write a better comment. But I don’t so, hahahahahahaha. This is good.

This is the kind of background information that should not be forced to dwell in the gray.

Is this Clickhole?

I was so sure this was a Pats fan in Boston based on the thumbnail. I'm almost sad my instincts were wrong.

Lexicon was one of the best books I've read all year. I now make strange sounds and see if my co workers become more susceptible to my commands.