Yeah, it must be horrible that she doesn’t want to go forward but the criminal justice system is still taking this case seriously. It’s almost as if they are doing their jobs and the real reason she is pulling out is that she’s lying and doesn’t want to get busted like so many other lying bitches.

Excellent point. Plus knowing whether the fluid will float or sink affects which way to tilt the vial. If you fill a vial with oil and open it under water, it will immediately rise out of the vial and float to the surface of the water.

I needed to hold the door shut and wedge something in it to hold it, so the party could recover. I told the DM, “I lean against the door and shove a dagger under it.” He didn’t understand, so I stood up, walked over to the balcony door, slammed my ass into it for dramatic effect, bent over and simulated stabbing a…