What a surprise.

Have you tried not being poor? It’s easy. Just stop being poor.

Get rid of career politicians and make term limits.  Stop allowing them to spend millions for campaigns as well.

Personally my favorite take is that Politicians appearing in public should be required to wear all the logos of their sponsors similar to racing drivers and their cars.

They should wear logos (just like race car drivers) so we know who bribed them.

Celiac disease isn’t an allergy. It also isn’t an “intolerance” whatever that may mean medically but which I’m not familiar with. It is an autoimmune disease that can cause a constellation of symptoms, not all of them related to gastrointestinal discomfort, and some of which only present later in life, i.e. why I was…

There is literally no such thing as being ‘allergic’ to gluten and there is certainly no test for a gluten allergy (because such an allergy doesn’t exist), so either she’s lying to us or her doctor lied to her.

Hang on. Did she just say she was a vegetarian who couldn’t eat most bread or pasta while all but eliminating salads as viable option?

To me its more of a fun reminder of how dumb investors can be that the company’s stock was still worth so much despite the company being so close to the edge.

May we suggest climbing aboard the sugar-free La Croix train instead?

Promising concept!

I have the same question for people who have tiny dogs.  Aren’t rats already a thing?  

Fake outrage about a Tesla, played up by fanboys and spread across multiple auto sites? I’m shocked.

It’s hard to get drunk on 3.2

“The market will regulate itself!”

These people triage. They wouldn’t be pushing a car out of a garage if they could be saving someone’s life instead.

I have to disagree in this scenario. The Mustang is a piece of American history. If that was a photo of a brand new Lamborghini being saved most of us would say “why?". They burn themselves to the ground all the time anyway.

Going a little fast there, buddy. Where’s the fire? *Points back at police officer’s car.

Alex. You lose one hour *once* Just once. And everyone born after spring 2019 will NEVER lose it again. And fuck, it won’t be dark when you go home after 5 pm there come the deepest middle of winter. Isn’t that worth one last hour of your life? To not have that flip-flop is worth it, in spades.