This right here. I guarantee that in a few years, car infotainment screens will blast ads just like gas station pumps, unless you pay to opt-out. 

Wait I will be able to change my car from silver to grey to “onyx” to “ebony” to “carbon” to white to “arctic”?!?!?!?!?!?

Subscription eco mode. Without it, your car chugs gas and costs you more money. But if you pay us, we’ll save you money and your car will cost you less money overall.

People are thinking of subscriptions to access things, what about subscriptions to turn off things? If you don’t buy a subscription to Ford Premium™ every time you start the car - and regularly throughout your drive - you get an ad for a really terrible looking mobile game, and in general get regular calls and emails…

As the CEO of a German luxury automaker, I’d create a subscription to change the color of the car on demand. The catch is, the car is horrifying ugly no matter the color.

Controllable wiper speed. Without it’s full blast or nothing.

Thank you so much for the advice that does seem like a simple (and probably cheaper) solution to just have more lights, and a great price too.

WHAT HAPPENED TO JASON? 

Appreciate the Archer reference, but I’d think in something like a C2 it’d be advisable to take frequent breaks, both because of the average owner’s prostate/bladder situation and I’d imagine NVH is not so good, nor the seats. Awesome for Woodward Cruise though!

Meh, seems like a stretch. Uber-rich people all run in the same circles. A passive investment in a goofy company is not a smoking gun. And TIME often names horrible, boring, or otherwise useless people. See: 2016, Trump; 2007, Putin. I’d allow them the dignity of making their own stupid choices.

I personally prefer “get bent.” British reserve and c*ntiness all in one go.

on 1960s tires.

Yup.  It was a huge space, but whatever you put back there had to squeeze through the side doors and fit by the seats, so, big bulky things couldn’t fit so easily.  You could fit a ton of little things...

Not to mention 60's tires

Gotcha

This is an old British expression, for “making fun of”... Not sure why Torch would be using it, other than to be pedantic.  Which is pretty much on-brand for Torch.

After a lifetime of going to car shows and drooling over every nice C2 I saw, I never once had an owner brag about their Vette having the big tank option.  This disappoints me.

GMT-800 LYFE!

True true.

Let me just characterize the GMT800s once and for all: