I’m very conflicted. I’m all for killing babies but I don’t think we should give women the ability to make that kind of choice.

I’m very conflicted. I’m all for killing babies but I don’t think we should give women the ability to make that kind of choice.

She should take that as a sign of stop having babies.

It’s ok. I don’t need a burning goo of a human husk landing on my roof.

Here I was thinking this would be the answer

Did you stay up all night thinking up that comeback or did your step-dad come up with it for you?

There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since Santa does not visit children of Muslim, Hindu, Jewish or Buddhist religions, this reduces the workload for Christmas night to 15% of the total, or 378 million (according to the Population Reference Bureau). At an average…

No but it’s collapseability and portability would be advantageous.

Great, now we’re going to see glitter in every HPC video from now until the end of time.

Law vs. Administrative rule. He isn’t breaking a law, just a policy set forth by his employer.

It’s unclear if the unnamed Uber driver in Florida will face any form of punishment from the company for breaking Uber’s no-guns policy.

Provided that they can find a way to stop it from bursting in the vacuum of space, this could be a great tool for zero-g experiments.

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Vincent D’Onofrio says there’s absolutely no chance the Kingpin will make an appearance in either Spider-Man: Homecoming, or Netflix’s The Defenders.

Because what she did broke administrative rules, not laws.

Consider this: The coconut.

Let me guess:

1. A gift can only be stolen 3 times, unless Robert gets it, then it can go for a 4th time.
2. The person who went first gets a chance at the end to steal, unless Robert drew number 1.
3. Robert can’t steal a gift from anyone under the age of 18 or over the age of 25. (no one but Robert was born between…

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This sounds like a poor man’s sous vide trick. Don’t let Claire read this article.

He was paid by the syllable.