This plan needs more Bruce Willis, Ben Affleck, and Aerosmith.

The casserole of breakfasts can be done in many ways. Do one with sausage, one with ham (Canadian bacon), and one with bacon. ALWAYS do it with shredded has browns. Doing it any other way is going against several religions doctrines and we can’t have that.

Dawn of the Wonder Twins

Alright, now take that extra bacon and make me a breakfast casserole.

The only one who has stayed dead is Tommy.

Parkour!

If you do the Breakfast casserole, you can also do Bacon since you need to partially cook it before mixing it in with the other ingredients.

There are 6 people on ISS right now. 3 Astronauts and 3 cosmonauts.

Cloud seeding isn’t the same thing as chemtrails.

They’re not keeping the Mexicans out of America, but the Americans out of Mexico.

How long will it be before Trump says he believes in chemtrails?

I’m going to be pushing for that breakfast casserole until you do it.

Friends don’t buy friends Mega Blocks.

People asked for those, even though they turned into crap. No one has been asking for an Avatar sequel.

Avatar is similar to Alice in Wonderland (the Johnny Depp one) to me. It was an ok film that made a bunch of money. Not because it was good, but because it had star power in Depp (at the time) and the amazement of…

Avatar was big because it was THE 3D movie to see when 3D movies were new and exciting. It also helped that the ticket prices jumped up because it was in 3D.

North Dakota fires in November. Those aren’t acts of arson, those are campfires.

You forgot about a backpack. Something that will help them get their shit together.

Stuffing: Breading that goes inside the turkey.
Dressing: Breading that doesn’t go inside the turkey.

You should have added a small fitness ball to the inside of the turkey to have it stay at the bottom of the water bath.

“Good night, Westley. Good work. Sleep well. I’ll most likely kill you in the morning.”