Before our first semifinal match today, let's look back on the weekend's action with all the goals scored to music…
Never mind running through the streets naked. Adult actress Bobbi Eden promises, um, "BJs" for all her Twitter…

Colombian drugs police have uncovered a World Cup replica the exact size and weight of the real thing — but made…
Paul the octopus is 5-0 in picking winners in Germany's matches, and the world has been waiting for his semifinal…

Nike's had a generally good track record of World Cup ads, until their recent "Paving The Way" spot raised some…
One match to go before the final four is decided. Fun fact: Soccer was invented in the 17th century by a Jesuit…
Four years ago, in the World Cup final, France's Zinedine Zidane defended the honor of his whore sister and ended…
This one could be a classic. The Germans have exploded for four goals twice already, and Argentina might be the most…
During stoppage time — in overtime, no less — Uruguay's Luis Suarez was left with no choice but to commit a…
It's Friday, which means it's time to tack on a vuvuzela to various indelible moments in world and cultural…
CAPE TOWN, South Africa — Remember my encounter with the Miss World ladies? Absent from that group was one Lisa-Marie…
Sits in Bill Clinton's box for USA game; USA loses. Cheers on native England squad; England loses. Brings Brazilian…
A match-up of two surprise teams. Has Ghana recovered from its game against the U.S.? Can Diego Forlan and Luis…

Paul, the Berlin octopus has correctly predicted every German match so far, and he's picking them over Argentina.…
Which team's attack-and-smother tactics will win out? Can Arjen Robben continue to run free around the field, or…

Some of you might have noticed that Diego Maradona never goes anywhere without a couple of nice gentleman who look…
Did you hear? The English soccer team did not do so well at the World Cup. Want to know why? A locker room divided…
Portugal's main man went down without much of a fight—one garbage time goal in four games—but he let his saliva do…
Two hard-fought games today. Paraguay bested Japan on PKs and Spain grinded out a 1-0 victory over Portugal.…

So this girl has turned into living, breathing, boob-heaving monster. Paraguay defeated Japan on PKs and the world…