The backlash to the backlash has begun and I have to say that I'm glad. If you think the vuvuzela is an evil torture…
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The Ballack-less Mannschaft take on the adorably named Socceroos. Precision and efficiency or laid-back and…
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By now you should be familiar with the vuvuzela, whose buzzing has become the unofficial anthem of the World Cup.…