Does Greece have any of the magic left that took it to Victoryopolis in Euro 2004? Order the souvlaki and comment…
Say good morning to Day 7 in whichever language you prefer. Can South Korea cross Argentina's DMZ or will Lionel…
Day 6 saw a huge upset with the Swiss defeating Spain and Uruguay's Diego Forlan putting two away against an…
The Spoiler has some experience of Knowle West in Bristol, thanks to a few years spent getting loaded on the…
So, these two both played to draws in their respective first games. Uruguay shamed France, but "Bafana Bafana" is…
With news that the scantily-clad Dutch blondes were actually models hired for a publicity stunt by a beer company,…
The sultry Ms. Hill had the moves put on her by a World Cup coach yesterday. She shut him down, but refuses to name…
Switzerland produced the World Cup's first big upset, and this guy produced his middle finger on camera. H/T Adam K.

Like many of you, I'm largely indifferent to soccer most of the time. But one thing I'm never indifferent to is an…
America doesn't have a monopoly on jingoistic, inaccurate headlines. The Sydney Morning Herald celebrates New…
Spain goes by The Fury and has an obscenely talented squad. The Swiss ...had five hundred years of democracy and…
Day 6 kicks things off with two of the favorite countries of coup d'etat enthusiasts. Honduras's nickname, Los…
Lots of good ones today. The Brazilian goals were nonchalant and North Korea — the Bad Korea — scored on The…
This is Elizabeth Minet. She's the ex-girlfriend of English goal keeper Robert Green and currently the scapegoat for…
This one's not even going to be close, Brazil's going to show 'em what's what for kidnapping all those Japanese…
If Drogba plays, this might be the best game of we've had so far. If he doesn't, expect Cristiano Ronaldo's…
Here we go, Day 5. The unfortunately (and accurately?) named All Whites take on the mighty Fightin' Jondas of…

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin…