OK, so as we showed you yesterday, Clinton Portis brought along some pals for his press conference yesterday. The…
We'll get into this more tomorrow ... but if you go to Redskins.com right now, you'll see that our man Clinton…
Just for the record, yesterday Redskins running back Clinton Portis wore a old leather football helmet, pigtails…
We've always wondered what would happen if we ended up a semi-prominent public figure in, say, Chicago, or Iowa…
• Cleveland 9, Oakland 7. If you watched this one, you're a diehard Browns fan, a diehard Raiders fan, or a person…
The Redskins are beating the Cowboys in just about every possible way that a team can be beaten. You have to…
• Dallas @ Washington. I think you'll want to watch this one when you see your other two options below...
• Cincinnat…
Other Clinton Portis costumes have been deep, terrifying glimpses into the most cavernous regions of his soul, a…
CAW. CAW. Or, you know, whatever kind of a frightening noise a cardinal might make...
Clinton Portis was back yesterday with yet another fractured segment of his personality, this one somewhat sweeter…
Ladies and gentleman, we present to you, after a one-week hiatus for Thanksgiving, Redskins running back Clinton…
Well, the readers have spoken, and in yet another trouncing — we never have any close polls around here, which we…
For those of you who haven't been paying attention to the gradual, meticulous mental breakdown of Clinton Portis,…
WSJ's The Daily Fix alerted us to anniversary that, like just about everything does anymore, succeeded in making…
If it's Friday, it must be time to check in on the weird shit Clinton Portis came up with yesterday. We've documen…
In case you thought Redskins running back Clinton Portis was becoming more sane as the weeks went by rather than…
That guy right there is Redskins running back Clinton Portis, who is slowly limping toward madness, right before…
It might not — yet — have the online fanaticism and cachet of baseball, but the NFL and its fans are starting to…
• Contrary to popular belief, Redskins running back Clinton Portis was not doing an impersonation of Yankees…
• Ricky Williams had six more yards yesterday than he's had droning "60 Minutes" profiles about him in the last…