Hey, look, on "Cold Pizza": It's Coconut Jones! (He may look vaguely familiar to you.)
To, at last, close the book on our man Clinton Portis and all his press conference personas from the last year,…
• Hey, a 52-yard gain by the Redskins. All on one play. They are serious about cracking that 200-yard barrier…
• It's official... Shaun Alexander won't be returning. Perhaps I'm crazy, but this doesn't seem like that big of a…
• Damn... Seattle WR Darrell Jackson's return is also questionable. He took a knee in the back. Losing Darrell…
• Twenty-seven straight days of rain in Seattle? That's just disgusting. The Seahawks better win, because between…
Snore. Anybody else smell craptastic blowout on this one? Even though the Seahawks are notorious bed-shitters when…
If the real sports world were like the Deadspin sports world, someone like Dennis Rodman or Joe Pepitone would be…
If you watched last weekend's Redskins-Buccaneers game, you saw Washington safety Sean Taylor ejected for spitting…
With the Redskins improbably advancing to the NFL's Final Eight, we're obviously going to be ratcheting up the…
• Honestly, we know this was covered all weekend, but man, that Carson Palmer thing was the worst playoff moment…
• Mike Patrick just said the words, "An exciting muff."
• That's how you get back into a game. First, the Bucs force a 3-and-out with a sack on third down, then a nice…
• The Redskins front 7 is playing very well, keeping Cadillac Williams in check. In essence, they're putting the…
• Anthony Becht and LaVar Arrington seem to have different levels of respect for the recent accomplishments of…
We know this has already been covered here, but, honestly, we're still so blown away by Clinton Portis'…
The NFL playoffs start this weekend, and we can't wait. We'll be previewing all four games throughout the day…
We've witnessed the newest Clinton Portis character, and we have to say, even though the costume leaves much to…
Ever wonder what Clinton Portis might do if given $10,000 to spend in a Best Buy in the span of half an hour?…
What kind of woman would raise a man who would wear a costume like this? What kind of woman could raise such a…