What to watch while you move on with your life after politics ... • College Football: Central Michigan Chippewas at…
What to watch while you get choked up over a damn space robot ... • College Football: Ball State Cardinals at Miami…
What to watch while you try in vain to return that broken eyePod ... • NCAA Basketball: Presbyterian Blue Hose at…
What to watch while you waste the rest of your day rolling fake dice ... • NBA: Miami Heat at San Antonio Spurs…
What to watch while you "accidentally" steal someone's car ... • College Football: Maryland Terrapins at Virginia…
What to watch while you find a plus-size woman (around the clock) ... • College Football: Northern Illinois Huskies…
What to watch while you hunt down the Chupacabra! (dead animal warning) ... • College Football: Miami Redhawks at…
What to watch while you get out of jury duty to play the ponies ... • NHL: Buffalo Sabres at New Jersey Devils (7:00…
What to watch while you wait for animals to attack your pumpkins ... • College Football: Wofford Terriers at…
What to watch while you wrap your mouth around this baby ... • MLB: World Series, Game 5, Part 2, Electric Boogaloo:…
What to watch while you search for that bridge that gets you out of jail ... • MLB: World Series, Game 5: Tampa Bay…
What to watch as you drown your sorrows in a few glasses of Messiah Bold. • MLB: World Series Game 4 (8pm Eastern)…
What to watch while youSWEET BABY MOSES THAT SPIDER IS EATING A BIRD ... • NBA: Washington Wizards at Cleveland…
What to watch while you eat a 20-pound hamburger and live to tell about it ... • College Football: Auburn Tigers at…
What to watch while you get stripped of your Miss Teen Louisiana crown ... • MLB: World Series, Game 1: Philadelphia…
What to watch while you open your 46 Father's Day presents ... • NHL: Boston Bruins at Buffalo Sabres (7:00 p.m.,…
What to watch while you hide your head in shame ... • NHL: Dallas Stars at NY Rangers (7:00 p.m., ET) Sean Avery…
What to watch while your monkey reads a Mexican newspaper ... • College football: Hawaii at Boise State (8 p.m., ET)…
What to watch after pummeling guests with a car jack at the baby shower ... • Auto racing: Formula One, practice for…