This is Seahawks general manager John Schneider doing his best "Drunk Guy Who Has Been at the Party For Way Too…

It's the second year in a row the Church of Scientology purchased a Super Bowl spot, and again it ran only in…
When cities—especially certain cities—win championships, it's become a morning-after tradition to check in on the…

During the first local commercial break of last night's Super Bowl broadcast, residents of Savannah, Ga., were…
Broncos defensive end Shaun Phillips was understandably upset after his team got destroyed by the Seattle Seahawks…

The most memorable quote from the Super Bowl was, unexpectedly, "Investigate 9/11. 9/11 was perpetrated by people…
Here is the single most amazing and telling stat of the Super Bowl, via Pro Football Focus: The Seahawks blitzed on…
Lest you think Marshawn Lynch was putting on an act with his taciturn Super Bowl week performance, gaze upon his…
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An enthusiastic fan in Seattle found his way onto that city's Fox affiliate KCPQ tonight, and did so without…
Marshawn Lynch is cutting loose after winning the Super Bowl and that's a lot of fun to watch, but if anyone could…

Malcolm Smith's postgame Super Bowl conference was briefly interrupted by a random 9/11 truther, who grabbed the…
The best offense-best defense matchup should have been a grinding, tough, watchable-for-all-60-minutes game with a…

Look, tonight's Super Bowl XLVIII sucked. It lacked everything to which we were looking forward—from Omaha, to Beast…
The Seattle Seahawks destroyed the Denver Broncos 43-8 but karma got the best of Richard Sherman at the beginning of…
Watching your big bro and his team get totally wrecked in the Super Bowl isn't fun.
It's really been a terrible game: the Broncos can't do anything right and Seattle can't do anything wrong. Up top…

This is an absolute bloodbath. Jermaine Kearse pinballed his way off virtually every member of the Broncos defense…
So, there you go. Though it was taken in the second quarter, this photo of a young Broncos fan crying as dad checks…
Coca-Cola aired a Super Bowl ad with "America the Beautiful" sung in numerous languages. It was sweet and…

It was near-impossible to imagine things getting worse for the Broncos, but here we are. The Seahawks now lead 29-0…