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If you’ve ever spent time around people blessed with a particular combination of self-absorbtion and privilege, this…
If you’ve ever spent time around people blessed with a particular combination of self-absorbtion and privilege, this…
Texans owner Bob McNair had a tense standoff with his players last season after he remarked, “We can’t have the…
It was announced yesterday that NFL commissioner Roger Goodell had agreed to a five-year contract extension with the…
Mike Pence tried to be a big strong boy yesterday, walking out of the 49ers-Colts game because a handful of 49ers…
Trophy-humping Warriors owner Joe Lacob has previously tried to take credit for his team’s success in hilariously…
The NFL is nearing an agreement on a five-year extension to keep Roger Goodell as commissioner, a move that would…
Jets linebacker Jordan Jenkins didn’t hide his feelings about what went down over the weekend in Charlottesville,…
Roger Goodell’s tenure as commissioner of the NFL has been marked by his eagerness to remind everyone he’s in charge…
The LaVar Ball circus continued yesterday, this time with some not-so-thinly-veiled misogyny taking a spot in the…
Cavs owner Dan Gilbert and freshly hired GM Koby Altman held a press conference yesterday, the purpose of which was…
The Colin Kaepernick situation really isn’t that complicated. Either you believe he is better than a number of…
The thing about Mike Pence subjecting an airplane full of reporters to an in-flight screening of Hoosiers is that…
Marlins owner Jeffrey Loria sat down for a lengthy interview with ESPN’s Jerry Crasnick, the purpose of which was to…
Donald Trump, a wide-set dingus, spent the weekend entertaining Japanese prime minister Shinzo Abe. The pair played…
Former NFL commissioner Paul Tagliabue sat down for an interview with the Talk Of Fame Network, and he wants…
Taylor Royal, a 26-year-old accountant who is running as a Republican in Omaha, Nebraska’s mayoral election, has a…
The New Orleans Pelicans are 0-8. In a vacuum, there’s nothing particularly alarming about a bad basketball team…
Hue Jackson’s first season as head coach of the Cleveland Browns is not going so well. The team is off to an 0-5…
Mike Ditka, a racist porcupine with a perpetual sunburn, has weighed in on the Colin Kaepernick situation. You…