• NBA Union files grievance over fines for length of players' shorts. This will end up in the Supreme Court, we're…
• Evidently NFL bookies took it in the shorts on Sunday. It's at times like these that we miss Oddjack more than…
• Word on the street is that Burnett will sign with Jays for $55 million. [Blue Jay Way]
• Young says he deserves…
• Eagles want part of Owens' bonus, advise him to act now or it may hurt his credit rating. [The DrewL Bucket]
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• He wrote a confession, but no one could read it: Panthers' doctor helped ex-players beat drug tests, according to…
• Red Sox, Mientkiewicz, go to court over 2004 World Series last-out ball. We suggest Judge Judy. [Sports Law Blog]
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• White Sox keep Konerko, only have to pay him $66 million. [Exile In Wrigleyville]
• Bonds to play in World…
• Lions players blame front office, each other over Mariucci firing in verbal free-for-all. [Thin Air]
• Unload the…
• They're not booing, they're saying "Mooooch!" Well, OK, they're booing: Lions fire Mariucci. [The No Huddle Offense
• Former Purdue coach Gene Keady may be contemplating Raptors, must consult his combover. [Greg's Sports Blog]
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• Let's face it, Brent: you threw up on Dean Wormer. Musberger fined for beer in car. [WOWT]
• Indian star clarifies…
• So how's that Knicks job working out? Marbury, Brown trade shots. [The Mighty MJD]
• When Wolves Attack: Garnett…
• Doc tells McNabb to have surgery now, then writes out a prescription no one can read. [Slasher's Fantasy Report]
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• Ichiro blasts Mariners teammates, but bows politely afterwards. [The Sports Fan]
• Matsui signs with Yankees,…
• Cardinals' Pujols wins NL MVP, denying Jeff Keppinger once again. [Viva El Birdos]
• Look, it's the Bill James of…
• Oil Can Boyd indicted on phone threat charges. [Where's McCarver?]
• Orioles cut ties with Palmeiro and Sosa, and…
• T.O. talking to Falcons? We seriously hope so. [MSNBC]
• WBC votes to give Rahman heavyweight title. Hey, we…
• McNabb: "We have to move on." Us: "No, let's linger on this a bit." [Philly.com]
• Chris Carpenter wins Cy Young…
• Injury forces WBC champ Klitschko to retire, HBO to air 4 extra hours of "Six Feet Under." [Flying Ass Monkey]
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• Meanwhile, in non-machete attack news, Angels' Colon wins A.L. Cy Young Award. [6-4-2]
• Chuck Klosterman now…