• LenDale White says he's going pro; he went to USC. He's their all-time leading touchdown scorer. No, really. [Every…
• Bush: I'm far from making my decision. And by "far," we mean "if Vince Young is drafted ahead of me, I'll stay at…
• New Vikings coach already wielding ax, fires Cottrell. [Minnesota Sports Talk]
• Keep your enemies closer: Former…
• Newspaper: Virginia Tech to put its foot down, kicks Vick off its team. Oh, and he got arrested too. [SI.com]
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• Bills hire Marv Levy as VP of football operations, bring in Wilford Brimley as Dir. of Marketing. [Buffalo Bills…
• Bills fire president Donahoe, hire ancient and wise Levy as consultant. [Buffalo Bills Review]
• Kwan hurt, pulls…
• Weiss fired — no, not that one, the other one. [End Of The Bench]
• All NFL coaches who are still employed, take a…
• Update: Judge throws out goat suit. [ONN News]
• Bengals Palmer gets $118 million extension. Was Bootsy Collins…
• Billick to return to Ravens in '06 — his assistant coaches, not so much. [Hot Sauce Sports]
• Gretzky back on…
Pat Riley's latest brainstorm involves sumo wrestlers, and Shaq. Well, of course it does. [MSNBC]
Larry Bird:…
• Lawton apologizes for steroid use while with Yankees. [USA Today Sports Weekly]
• For whom does the ringing in…
• "Faster gentlemen, he's gaining on us": Rowing team attacked by shark. [NZ Stuff]
• Gifford, Meredith to appear on…
• Sporting News picks Leinart as Sportsman of the Year. We agree. [The Sporting News]
• Chelios, 44, will take a…
• Devils' Robinson resigns, citing incessant headaches. We know how he feels. [Off Wing Opinion]
• Sealed With a…
• T.O. blasts teammates. Homeland Security raises Ranting Blather Threat Level to orange. [MSNBC]
• No more…
• Phil Jackson wants Ron Artest, apparently. [LA Daily News]
• News from the Yankee phone tree: Now Giambi wants to…
• Sporting News: Reeves "consultant" job means Capers is out with Texans. [MSNBC]
• White Sox acquire Javier Vazquez…
• Tony Stewart's strange midget racing addiction. [I Like Racing]
• Catch Me If You Can: Montgomery banned two years…
• Yankees, Red Sox contact Clemens. Mass reports of NYT bestselling authors regurgitating but not releasing the…
• Shaq sworn in as cop. Great idea — what could possibly go wrong? [WKYT]
• Bears fined $50,000 each for fight, also…